The Pope’s Deutschland blood might have got the best of him.

Leave it to someone with German Aryan master race (I don’t want to use the “N” word here) in his vein's to spark a religious controversy. Doesn’t the Pope know that saying Muslims are violent and evil just makes them react with violence and evil? It’s like saying women are emotional and crazy when they are on their period. It’s true. But saying it, just makes them more emotional and crazy. We want to say it. Hey are you on your period? Is that why you’re acting so weird? We know not to say that. We pretend that all is well. We blame ourselves. I shouldn’t have gotten in the line with the female check out girl. Oops my bad. Sorry honey. And then wait it out. So the Pope is guilty. He quoted the truth. He shouldn’t have. His bad. He will learn some things are better left unsaid. This way we all can pretend nothing is wrong and blame ourselves. And while we’re at it, don’t forget to blame the white man, Bush and of course, the Jews.

Brothel opens in Kabul!

It’s easy come, easy go in Kabul.
Democratic and capitalistic reforms have transformed the dust bowl of backwards Afghanistan into a modern Sodom and Gomorrah. The newly opened brothel is raking in the Afghani (dollar) hand over fist. Soon Afghanis can join forces with the left wing in America and jump on the Global Warming and Gay Marriage bandwagons. And in the near future a Kabul-ite will be synonymous with a Progressive. Once they open a gay brothel we’ll know they’re on track.