I only have this because my almost agent suggested I get my blog together.
“You must have a blog David. All the big shots do!”
You mean more writing? I just spent three hours punching up my stand-up and tweaking a treatment.
“Blog David! Blog!” Then he exploded into a mass of over charged importance and high percentages.
See you later guy who was a janitor at a Comedy Club and has the education of a 5th grader.
You used to book people all over. I know, I know you are important.
“By the way Dave, would you like to do my bringer show?
Fifteen people, $300 cover, 14 drink minimum and you’ll get 2 minutes in a real club.”
Mass emailing my friends now…
1 comment:
David darling,
Now that you Blog, are you really a "big shot"?
It sounds sooo sexxxy.
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